Google's April Fool's Joke: Google Nose 

The White House's April Fool's Joke: The Kid President 

Is the Governor Stuck in a Corner Over Fracking? NY Post State Editor Fred Dicker 

How Will Injuries Affect the Yankess and Sports in General? Will Carroll, Injury Expert for the Bleacher Report

Next immigration hurdle: Citizenship's fine print; Katie Glueck, Reporter for POLITICO

How Much Would it Cost to Go to the Final Four Right Now? Courtney Scott, Travel Blogger for Travelocity.com

This Week's DVD Releases: Kevin Carr from Fat Guys at the Movies 

Scandal Rocks Prominent State Lawmaker 

Cuomo Re-Scheduled For Tuesday 

Monroe County Clerk Wants State Help With 'Opt Out' Costs 

THE BUFFALO SABRES FIRESALE IS UNDERWAY AS THEY HAVE TRADED DEFENSEMEN ROBYN REGEHR TO THE LA KINGS. the trade is contingent on Regehr passing a medical exam. In exchange FOR REGEHR, the Sabres acquired the Kings second-round picks in 2014 and 2015.. SABRES EXPECT TO BE BUSY THE NEXT TWO DAYS WITH THE TRADING DEADLINE ENDING TOMORROW AT 3PM. TVA Sports in Montreal IS REPORTING THIS MORNING THAT the SABRES HAVE asked Jason Pominville to submit a list of eight teams to which he will not accept a trade. That is part of a modified no trade clause in his contract. A SEPERATE REPORT SAYS COLUMBUS IS A FRONT RUNNER BECAUSE OF THEIR WILLINGNESS TO TRADE ONE OF THEIR 3 1ST ROUND PICKS IN THIS YEARS DRAFT
SABRES IN ACTION TONIGHT IN PITTSBURGH 730 FACEOFF

OPENING DAY ACTION ACROSS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL

STARTING IN THE BRONX WHERE THE RED SOXS AND YANKEES REKINDLED THEIR RIVALRY YESTERDAY AND IT WAS JON LESTER AND SHANE VICTORINO LEADING THE WAY IN A BOSTON 8-2 WIN OVER NEW YORK. THE DEPLETED YANKS STRUGGLED TO PRODUCE RUN AS THEY PLAYED WITHOUT DEREK JETER, AROD, CURTIS GANDERSON, AND MARK TEXIERA. MANAGER JOE GIRARDI SAYS HE'S NOT WORRIED

YANKS AND SOXS OFF TODAY AND RESUME THE 3 GAME SET TOMORROW

AS FOR THE OTHER TEAM IN NEW YORK THE METS OPENED AT CITI FIELD AND CRUISED TO AN 11-2 WIN OVER THE PADRES. JONATHAN NEISE GOT THE WIN. COLLIN COWGILL SUPPLIED THE OFFENSE WITH A GRAND SLAM IN HIS METS DEBUT

CLAYTON KERSHAW AND THE DODGERS BLANKED THE GIANTS 4-0. 
NATIONALS SHUTOUT THE MARLINS 2-0
DIAMONDBACKS 6-2 WINNERS OVER ST LOUIS
AND THE BREWERS 5-4 OVER COLORADO IN 10 INNINGS

BACK TO THE AL.. TIGERS DOUBLE UP THE TWINS 4-2 AND THE ANGELS 3-1 OVER THE REDS IN 13 INNINGS 

AND FINALLY FLORIDA GUL COAST THE DARLING OF THE NCAA TOURNAMENT WELL THEIR HC ANDY ENFIELD AND HIS SUPERMODEL WIFE ARE HEADING TO HOLLYWOOD AS HE HAS ACCEPTED THE USC HEAD COACHING JOB

Picture of Louisville Player Who Broke His Leg in Hospital

Kevin Ware was just trying to block a shot, when he landed on and shattered his leg. Here's a picture of Kevin in the hospital with the trophy his team won... 

If you would like to see the video of Kevin Ware breaking his leg, the link is below. BUT we warn you, it is GRAPHIC. We do NOT suggest you watch this.

WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT

Kevin Ware breaks his leg, CLICK HERE.

Easter Bunny Gets Pulled Over, Ticketed (Picture)

Picture from: newsnet5.com

The Easter Bunny was riding a motorcycle without a helmet, which is a no-no in California. 

Full story, CLICK HERE! 

Top 10 Ways to Get Fired

#5 is drinking at work. That's probably not a great idea unless you're a brewmaster. 

See the full list, CLICK HERE!

Syracuse Headed to the Final Four! Brent Axe, Syracuse Post-Standard

North Korea Calls It's Nuclear Wepaons "The Nation's Life;" Mike Lyons, CBS Military Analyst

It's Dyngus Day! Dyngus Day Buffalo Co-Founder Marty Biniasz

Is Someone Targeting Officials in Texas? Kourtney Keely, Fox News Radio

Cuomo Trip To Rochester Postponed

Stabbing Discovered Outside A Downtown Hotel

Crack Cocaine Bust In Geneva

The injury to Ware occurred as he tried to contest a shot and the leg buckled when he landed. Louisville spokesman Kenny Klein said hospital officials told the school that Ware was ``resting comfortably'' and that the pain is ``under control.'' Louisville shook off the gruesome image and cruised past Duke 85-63 and into the Final Four. Russ Smith scored 23 points to lead the team.

Michigan earned a trip to Atlanta by dominating Florida 79-59. Big Ten player of the year Trey Burke HAD 15 points. The win moves Michigan into a national semifinal meeting with the Syracuse Orange. who defeated marquette saturday to earn their final four bid. wham 1180 is the home for the syracuse orange who will be the late game on final four saturday with tip time for 8:49

on the ice David KrEjci and Nathan Horton scored goals less than three minutes apart in the third period leading the bruins past the sabres 2-0. buffalo is winless in their past four, are (13-17-6) fell into 13th place in the Eastern Conference standings.

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The New York Knicks extended their winning streak to eight games with a 108-89 victory over the Celtics last night. Carmelo Anthony had 24 points and 10 rebounds.

Chris Bosh hit a game winning 3-pointer to lift short-handed Miami over San Antonio 88-86 Miami played without stars LeBron James and Dwyane Wade who were sidelined with injuries.

BASEBALL IS BACK.. FIRST GAME LAST NIGHT AS Rick Ankiel hit a pinch-hit, three-run homer to help Houston make its American League debut with an 8-2 win over Texas. TODAY THOUGH IS OFFICALLY OPENING DAY WITH THE RED SOXS AND YANKEES GETTING THINGS STARTED WITH A 3 GAME SERIES IN NEW YORK. 105 FIRST PITCH AS JON LESTER IS ON THE HILL FOR BOSTON AND CC SABATHIA FOR THE YANKEES. YOU CAN HEAR THE GAME ON ROCHESTERS HOME FOR THE NEW YORK YANKEES OLDIES 1073

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and hopefully most bills fans missed this but saturday night just after the syracuse orange victory over marquette nfl sources reported that the bills have agreed to a 2 year 13 million dollar contract with Kevin Kolb. no offical word yet from one bills drive on the deal

Hilarious viral video of girl who thinks she murdered her wisdom teeth

Two 90 Year Old Guys Race in the 100m Dash

RARE Pictures of Steve Jobs' Return to Apple from 1996

Picture Courtesy: Tim Holmes, Ten Ton Creative, www.tentoncreative.com 

A really neat photo gallery of the day Steve Jobs returned from his long exile from Apple. Dated December 20, 1996.

See the full story and entire picture gallery, CLICK HERE!

Syracuse Upsets Indiana: Brent Axe, Syracuse Post-Standard 

NCAA Tourney: Can Florida Golf Coast Win Again? CBS Sports Reporter Peter King 

North Korea Makes More Threats: CBS Military analyst Jeff McCausland 

Is the New G.I. Joe Movie Worth Your Time? Kevin Carr, Fat Guys at the Movies 

Marian Merrit, Saftey Advisor for Norton Anti-Virus 

Arrest In Depew St. Homicide

Assembly Completes Work On State Budget

Bernie Fine Files Initial Paperwork On Lawsuit

NEVER A MOMENT OF WORRY FOR THE SYRACUSE ORANGE LAST NIGHT AS THEY DOMINATED INDIANA FROM START TO FINISH IN THEIR 61-50 WIN.

THE TWO MAJOR STORYLINES.. MICHAEL CARTER WILLIAMS OFFENSIVE OUTBURST SCORING A TEAM HIGH 24 POINTS AND THE CUSE ZONE FORCING 19 HOOSIER TURNOVERS TO GO ALONG WITH 10 BLOCKS FOR THE ORANGE . SENIOR GUARD BRANDON TRICHE TALKED AFTER THE GAME ABOUT THE IMPRESSIVE PERFORMANCE BY THE D.

SYRACUSE NOW ADVANCES TO THE EAST REGIONAL FINAL VS MARQUETTE WHO DEFEATED MIAMI 71-61. TIPTIME IS SATURDAY AT 430 AND CAN BE HEARD RIGHT HERE ON WHAM 11-80

OTHER SWEET SIXTEEN ACTION LAST NIGHT COMING FROM THE WEST REGION WHERE 2ND SEED OHIO STATE HAD MORE LATE GAME HEORICS.. THIS TIME LAQUINTON ROSS WITH 2 SECONDS TO PLAY HITTING A GAME WINNING THREE POINTER AS THE BUCKEYES ESCAPE UPSET VS ARIZONA 73-70.

AS FOR WHO THEY'LL FACE IN THE WEST REGIONAL FINAL THAT WOULD BE THE SHOCKERS OF WICHITA STATE WHO TOOK OUT 13TH SEED LASALLE. 72-58.

ON THE ICE LAST NIGHT THE SABRES WERE IN FLORIDA TAKING ON THE PANTHERS AND THE NIGHT HAD PLENTY OF SCORING.. PANTHERS TOOK THE EARLY 2-0 LEAD BUT THE SABRES WOULD TAKE THE LEAD TWICE ONLY TO SQUANDER TWO DIFFERENT ONE GOAL LEADS AT 3-2 AND 4-3.. EVENTUALLY LOSING IN A SHOOTOUT AS FLORIDA WINS 5-4

NEWS OUT OF ONE BILLS DRIVE... FREE AGENT TIGHT END FRED DAVIS CANCELLED A TRIP TO VISIT WITH JETS MANAGEMENT AND WILL INSTEAD DECIDED BETWEEN BUFFALO OR RE-SIGNING WITH THE REDSKINS.

AND FINALLY IN SPRING TRAINING NEWS... A HEARTBREAKER FOR THE NEW YORK METS AS FORMER ACE JOHAN SANTANA HAS INJURED HIS LEFT SHOULDER AGAIN AND LIKELY WILL NEED SURGERY CAUSING HIM TO MISS THE ENTIRE 2013 SEASON